2006 Pontiac G6

Wow, these Pontiac guys really ARE butthurt!

..and every single one of them are driving riced out daily commuter cars and obsessing over neons. What a life.

Nice "mods", broham.

2008 G6

Yep. Another Pontiac.

This car sounds like a beast!!!!!! I would absolutely TREMBLE if this guy was next to me at a red light...

Someone spent $200 for the grilles in this picture. Apparantly these are different than normal Pontiac "wannabe bimmer" grilles, but who would know other than a Pontiac nut?

Check out the G6's supple leather wrapped dashboard materials. If I had an interior this fancy, I wouldn't be able to help myself from downing the SRT-4's interior, either!

Could not have said it better myself.

2007 Pontiac G6

Hmm. There seems to be a huge amount of Pontiac owners that have a chip on their shoulder. I guess they're finally finding out that their cars are just boring, rebadged Chevys and NOT the racecars that they thought at the time of purchase(and they're lashing out at actual inexpensive/fun cars).

Unlike most of the people in this group, this car actually started out as a somewhat capable daily driver, but like any ricer, the owner couldn't help himself from expending his bank account in making it as ugly as possible.

Even with the ugly wheels, this car wouldn't be tooo bad, but this owner just couldn't help himself and went all out with the mismatched/gaudy grille. He also feels the need, for some reason, to drive home the fact that he put cheap rims on the car. (in case you couldn't tell from the logo on the centercap 20 inches below the wheel well decal)

It's a shame more people didn't share these guys' love for Pontiacs. The company might still be around today.

1997 Pontiac Grand Am

"I can take a turn and not even worry about the handling"

..but do you have to worry about it falling apart?

so what do you do if you can't afford a body kit AND paint?

obvious: drive around in a fully primered car!

"one of a kind dashboard"

what?

1996 Pontiac Grand Am

Some just like their cars boring on the outside. They just want a quiet, tidy, unassuming car for getting them from point a to point b.

This guy gets that effect while still having a car that's been modified "quite a bit". He has awesome mods like tinted lights.

Scroll down to view the pictures at your own risk. I suggest doing this while someone jackhammers outside of your house. This way you can be sure not to fall asleep.

Wait, where is it?

Ok,.. I have to be honest. The car is actually a sleeper.. the rolling embodiment of automobile engineering. Why? Well you see.. anyone who might try to race this particular vehicle will be met with the fury of 167 horsepower. AT THE WHEELS.

199? 240SX

So let's say you have a car that's nearly 20 years old, you're broke as a motherfucker, and you want to impress people on the internet about how good you are at street racing. What are you gonna do?

Easy! Crash the shit out of your car and then use student loans to put it back together again. That's what any responsible adult would do, right?

Uh oh!

The token quarter panel photo. Usually reserved for monocolored vehicles

Here we have some after shots.. I guess the student loans couldn't cover professional body work.. though the rivets do give it a sweet "Dr. Frankenstein" look not often found in functional cars.

What?

WUT

1995 Eagle Talon

Unfortunately, the SRT-4 doesn't come from the factory with power rear windows. This has been a deal breaker for so many potential buyers who demand the utmost in luxury and refinement.

Buyers such as this chap, who proudly spray painted his purple Eagle Talon white for under 50 bucks!

As you can see, he was so excited to show off his awesome paint job that he didn't bother putting his hot Eclipse front end on for the camera.

Sweet headlights though. They work by sending extreme glare into oncoming traffic, thereby increasing the chance that said traffic will veer onto the wrong side of the road and strike the vehicle that he's street racing.. ensuring a victory.